"When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory."

John Mortimer

"Do not regret growing older.

It is a privilege denied to many."

Author Unknown

"The only disability in life is a bad attitude."

Scott Hamilton

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."

Chili Davis

"We are only young once. That is all society can stand."

Bob Bowen

"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."

Maggie Kuhn

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act "

Truman Capote

"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."

Tom Stoppard

"There's no such thing as too late.

That's why they invented death."

From the movie Out to Sea

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

Mark Twain

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you."

Author Unknown

"True is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country"

Kurt Vonnegut

"Though an old man I am but a young gardener."

Thomas Jefferson

"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."

Maurice Chevalier

"Youth is a wonderful thing.

What a crime to waste it on children."

George Bernard Shaw

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

Billie Burke

"None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm."

Henry David Thoreau

"A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer."

Mignon McLaughlin

"Age is like the newest version of a software - it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had."

Carrie Latet

"You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind."

Timothy Leary

"I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now."

Author Unknown

"Everyone is the age of their heart."

Guatemalan Proverb

"The old begin to complain of the conduct of the young when they themselves are no longer able to set a bad example."

Francois de la Rochefoucauld

"The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

Ralph Waldo Emerson